it has been brought to my attention that there’s another band out there who are apparently trying to ride our coattails to inevitable fame and fortune by naming their band something eerily similar to ours, ‘the slowest runner in all the world’. they seem pretty good, so i’m going to have to turn their nefarious scheme against them by riding their coattails instead. hopefully we won’t end up in a coattail-on-coattail 69 death spiral.
the picture above has nothing to do with them or us, it’s just another way for me to subtly mock them and tie future ‘bing’ searches for them to a horrific, unsettling image.
Notes, July 12, 2009
