Or you can read some hardcore Trek-lit. It’s got it all.

Synopsis: Picard has a wet dream about a women that has haunted him since his academy days. This woman (a woman who was also Guinan’s “sister”, and no im not being racist) has her life ruined not just once, but twice, by the Borg. She finds this planet-eating spaceship thats big as fuck and runs on the souls of the people who made it who glow like crystals and talk to her and cause her to become totally schizo. Troi keeps screaming because she keeps sensing pain, which always happens to her. Geordie tries to take a captured Borg and make her human again and totally wants to have carnal knowledge of her. He gets her arm cut off, rips off Data’s arm (not the same scenario) and she almost sabotages the ship. Then she slits her wrists cause she’s totally borgoth. And Picard watches this woman who he has allegedly loved his entire life after having this awesome wet dream about her die trying to save the universe or soemthing. All in all it was basically a literary hard-on.